.
Today,
you can be grateful that you do not have x-ray vision.
For if you did have x-ray vision,
then you would be able to see right thru your eyelids,
and that would totally suck when you were trying to go to sleep.
But if you cannot be grateful that you do not have x-ray vision
because you do, in fact, have x-ray vision...
then you lie.
Liar.
.
