.
Today,
you can be grateful that your fish didn't die last night.
And, if your fish did, unfortunately, die last night,
then you can be grateful for the time that you and your fish shared together
and-
you can be grateful for my deepest sympathy.
(Even though I know your fish didn't really die last night,
and you are just acting like it did to get attention.)
And if your fish didn't die last night because you do not own
(or have not recently owned) a fish,
then you can be grateful that you've never
(or have not recently)
been through an ordeal such as losing a fish.
To overnight death.
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